Elephants

1. Obviously, you have never experienced Elephant Gas !
2. Elephants are:

NOT cute and cuddly
NOT always graceful
NOT lap pets (definitely)

3. Elephants:

ARE very large
ARE lethargic -- unless they get spooked
ARE very slow to change
HAVE enormous appetites
ARE hard to control
CAN trample everything in their path

4. Some elephants are nice and can be very helpful.
5. Others are not.*