If I Ran the Zoo   I'd Move the Elephants Downwind  , back to
 
Elephant Gas
(One whiff and you, too, will want them moved downwind.)

1.  A typical elephant "releases" about 2000 litres (500 gallons) of methane gas -- every day!
 
Elephant
2.  In addition, each elephant produces about 100 Kilograms (over 200 pounds) of dung every day
-- which, when fermented, produces even more methane gas.

If you would like to read more about Elephants and their gas-producing capabilities, try these and other [unaffiliated] websites:

Then again, if you are out in the wild, it might be a good idea for YOU to stay downwind -- else the elephants might smell you -- and come stampeding your way.

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